Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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