Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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