I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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