is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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