White coat. Heels.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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