Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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