omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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