There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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