Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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