Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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