My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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