38 yer olds are good kisserssss
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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