Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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