FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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