Sry I called you an 8
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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