I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
