Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
