From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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