No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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