Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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