covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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