Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
So. Much. Porn.
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