I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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