I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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