whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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