i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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