The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
ttyl tear gas
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
