Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Randomize
