her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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