Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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