margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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