Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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