I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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