EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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