I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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