Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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