just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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