He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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