and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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