it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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