I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
what day is it and did you see me today?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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