he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
PANTIES FOUND
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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