their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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