you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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