I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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