Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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