I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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