Don't you send me to vm
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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