Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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