I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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