with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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