Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
A bitchslap is in order.
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