Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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