we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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