so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i dont even know how to be here
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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