Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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