How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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